All right, here we go... what fun for all you discerning Damned fans! Before we go any further though, I couldn't be bothered working out how to make this all interactive, so you're gonna have to print the thing out if you want to fill it in.  Yeah yeah, I'm sure there's ways of doing it, not least spending £30 on the software to do it... but, let me think how to put this... FUCK THAT! No chance! So either draw on your monitor screen, or just print the page out!!

"PRIZES" I hear you cry... okay, prizes you want, prizes you damn well got! For the FIRST person to get ALL the answers, there's a fine, and very rare TEST-PRESSING of the bootleg 7" of History Of The World/Dr.Jekyll & Mr.Hyde radio session. I have two of these little gems, and am gonna part with one.  If you put it up on eBay, you'll go to hell, I promise!! You can also choose between the 2nd and 3rd prizes as an additional bonus. For the SECOND person, there's a fine Sugar And Spite t-shirt featuring Mr.Vanian and an axe (taken from the MGE advert). For the THIRD person there's a cool Damned compilation video of your choice. Everyone after that will get something, but I'm not sure what yet! There's no closing date, so if you're only interested in one of the first three prizes, you can always e-mail and ask if they've been won!

Please note, this crossword was made up way (way!) back in 1994... so no questions relate to anything after then (and a fair few relate to NOTE). As much as I'd like to re-do the whole thing, I really have to go to the pub instead... sorry.     Okay, you blighters... let the cross words begin...

ACROSS
1. Pigs favourite food? (12) 
6. Deceased label (5) 
9. Damned bass players often ended up like this...Moose was to start with! (3) 
10. The Best Of...LP was one. (3) 
11. Three times as cool, groovy, swell etc. (4) 
13. It's terrible when love goes this way. (3) 
14. What kind of girl does this dance of the dead? (4) 
15. What sort of city unit did Captain record with? (5) 
18. Just one of the people that terrible kid didn't care about. (7) 
19. Captain's second favourite Auntie (3) 
20. Don't turn yor back on Rat, or he may well do this. (4)
22. A popular phrase, often uttered by Captain... FUCK --- (3) 
23. Have you ever seen a worse crossword than this? (2) 
24. This guy's not of this earth and always in a hurry (7,3) 
25. Whose eyes? (4) 
27. Captain to his mum (3) 
28. Just for you... (4,4) 
30. Where's the girl go? (4) 
32 and 36 down. The good doc, and the bad man (6,4) 
34. What forces have the Gun Fury? (4)
37. When can't I be happy? (5) 
40. Remember your manners with this weapon (7,3,9) 
45. Where you'll end up if you still believe in Sanity Clause (8,6) 

DOWN
2. Played a double-bill with this lot in 1991 (7) 
3. What the crowd generally think of Scabies and Sensible (7) 
4. "I smell a ---" (3) 
5. Tom Verlaine's box (5) 
6. A tricky case this, try the hospital (9) 
7. ...A Dream? (2,2) 
8. The Damned were this in 1981, and are this now. (4) 
12. Which song would you most likely find in court? Well apart from Burglar I s’pose! (7) 
16 and 40. --- or ---- (3,4) 
17. Heavy metal label (6) 
19. Instrumental picture (8) 
21. Reagan having a bad time. (5) 
26. It's the floor again, but where? (5) 
29. The future's gonna last, that's what I... (3) 
31. The Tightrope Walk...without the aid of a safety --- (3) 
33. I need this thing that goes on and on (4) 
35. The Damned have reached the top ten… (4) 
36. see 32 across.
38. When will I believe your lies? (5) 
39. What kind of games did the band play when they were young? (5) 
40. see 16 down
41. How many crosswords have you seen as poor as this one?! (4) 
42. How old were the Damned when they played Finsbury Park? (3) 
43. Whose desire? (2) 
44. Half of one of Captain’s 1977 costumes. (2)